The Republic of Sudanese Arab Republic is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its teetotalling pirates, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.341 billion Sudanese Arab Republicians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 45.6%.

The powerhouse Sudanese Arab Republician economy, worth 354 trillion Sudanese pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,143 Sudanese pounds, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom, women no longer need to pepper conversations with incessant references to fictitious husbands, only fully-fledged members of MENSA are allowed to vote, and public projects are synonymous with yawn-inducing conformity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sudanese Arab Republic's national animal is the Rhino, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Sudanese Arab Republic is ranked 140,965^th in the world and 5,328^th in Osiris for Largest Populations, with 3.34 billion capita.